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Elon Musk Moved to Texas. Texas Said, “Nah.”

Elon Musk Moved to Texas. Texas Said, “Nah.”

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Mar 11, 2025
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So. Elon Musk moved to Texas.

And I gotta say… this is hilarious.

Because Elon wants to play cowboy now, and Texans, regardless of political persuasion, can’t wait to see him fail. Again. (Failing is the only thing at which this guy doesn’t fail.) In this sense, Elon has done the impossible: United Literally Everyone. Because litera…

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