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Lourdes Fernandez's avatar

This has to be tongue in cheek.

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Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez's avatar

It is parody.

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Lourdes Fernandez's avatar

I figured.

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Kat Crowder's avatar

The flirty part of #8 made me lol 😆

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Mary Lee Hillenbrand's avatar

O so true.O so ridiculously funny. Thank you Alisa. When our lives become so unreasonable it helps me at least to enter into the world of insanity just to laugh and find balance. Remembering that we are evolving and even as I write this life is changing and does not stop us hopeful.

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Just Another Jim's avatar

Love it, keepin the Daddios and dipsy doodles off balance! 🤣🤣🤣

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Jstn Green's avatar

I strongly recommend labeling writing as satire or parody because we live in a timeline where reality has become almost indistinguishable from those things. For example, Idiocracy used to be brilliant social satire but now is pretty much a documentary.

Pity the poor people working at SNOPES these days.

Anyway, jst a tip from your pal, Jstn.

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Diane Albanese's avatar

Brilliant! I’m charmed and chucking my way through this post. Thanks 🥰

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Priscilla Poupore's avatar

Might as well laugh

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Michael's avatar

This is almost laughable, except that the memo and its intent are serious. Misleading and misinforming are so important in government circles, and elsewhere, as propagandists always seek to set the narrative. Telling the truth? Nope. Not important. What a shame! Living in, and with, deceit leaves a vacuous hole in one’s integrity. Not my choice!

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Janine Black's avatar

Oh for Christ sake - this can’t be for real🤣🤣

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Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez's avatar

That’s why it says “Parody” at the top of the piece.

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Janine Black's avatar

Must have missed the “parody” designation! Whoops!

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MATX's avatar

So glad you are in Texas.

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SomeNYDude (he/him)'s avatar

Brilliant! i can see the Heritage Foundation copying your efforts to a very confused public. 🤣

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KJB's avatar

Very Very Funny ! Reading it was hard since we all know they think that way

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John Michalik's avatar

I wish it was real, it would be easier to spot Treason Weasels. It would be Fuckin Hilarious to watch a debate between Gen Z and a Heritage troll 🧌 🤣

Z would Crush!

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